0001) hit over the head with a beer bottle while playing guitar at a biker club, hasn't been the same since.
0010) wrote a science fiction novel about about musically inclined, 11-fingered aliens.
0011) has tenure, bwa-ha-ha.
0100) busked on the streets of vienna, hitchhiked across the algerian desert, climbed machu picchu, crossed the equator in sumatra, travelled the loneliest road in america, followed goat trails to the old town walls of mytilene, and hugged every tree in the forest of harris.
0101) has written songs in klingon, ubbi-dubbi and fortran.
0110) plans to live on an inflatable space commune orbiting mars.
0111) composes for impossible musical instruments.
1000) should know better, but doesn't.
1001) asked for sir edmund hillary's autograph at the south pole. on a kiwi fiver. sir edmund refused.
1010) has more cables than you.
1011) love is like an infinite number of dead rats.